Employment Bill [HL]

My Lords, before the Minister answers, I wish to make entirely clear from these Benches that—although we are somewhat bored by, but also amused by, the application of the Stockholm syndrome which the Tory party seem to wish to apply to the noble Lord, Lord Jones of Birmingham—it is a matter of complete indifference to us whether the noble Lord, Lord Bach, or the noble Lord, Lord Jones, appears in Committee. We do not care whether it is the organ grinder or the monkey and we allow noble Lords to decide which is which.